Preston is the smartest guy in the world, ask him.
4 ratings since posting on Thursday, February 2, 2006
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in California
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Scotty C.
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Noone was surprised when Preston Mullins was voted Best Looking in his senior year at Gunderson High School. Nor was it a shock when he took the title at the 1992 Best Body competition in San Jose, California. The San Jose Mercury News once described him as 'South Side's Taste of the Town'. He later met a disappointing loss when he was a mere runner up in Monterey's 'Whose Got Two Thumbs & Makes All the Ladies Horny? This Guy!' Competition. Currently he heads the Pacific Grove division of the Pabst Blue Ribbon fan club. Here's to you, buddy! Cheers to your many successes!! - Artsyvite , posted 02/05/06 |
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To describe preston as average is missing the point, you just have to meet his alter ego to make sense of that, on a scale of 1-5 Prestina gets a 5.1 but take the dress, wig, makeup, fake tits, and g-string away and all you have is the average joe, in this case the average preston, here's to da Big Goose!! - Loose , posted 02/04/06 |
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The only time I thought Preston was hot was when I had too many beers from.............You guessed it, Humboldt Brews! - Acacia , posted 02/02/06 |
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Preston is one of the best camera men I know. Well, the only one I know. I'm not counting photographers 'cause they're a dime a dozen. I think they might even out number drummers or poi spinners. BACK TO THE POINT! Preston always has sage advice, like don't drive 7.5 hours to a bar, no matter how good it is. SMART! (You're not going to Burning Man this year are you?) Other good advice: Always include a rape scene in your movie. You're not gay just because you have a Zebra fur coat. If you pretend you're 15 you can get laid! Green hair isn't just for Oscar the Grouch. Camera men belong everywhere - always making movies. And it just goes on and on. Please share some of the adivice you've heard from Preston and give him YOUR rating! - Scotty C. , posted 02/02/06 |
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