| Date & Time: | Saturday, February 28, 2009
more on this date
12:00 AM |
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Feb 28, dark thirty
address will be posted at www.thepornivale.com later today
(I'd tell you the streets but even I don't know the exact address yet)
location is in SF, in the Bayview, in a clean warehouse
advance tickets are $20 paypal to dan@dandasmann.com
or suffer the wheel o' misfortune surcharge at the door
bring rollerskates
bring porn to share
bring a dildo speed racer and win prizes
bring decor for one of the many mini love hotels
If you have a projector please email dandasmann@gmail.com (his phone is almost always busy). More projectors means your favorite porn has a better chance of making it onto the giant walls for all to enjoy.
If you have more ideas either just bring it Saturday, or email me before Friday late.
ENJOY!!!
Just like old times.....I will be throwing down!!
The Pornivale: Party: 70's Porn
The Pornivale
saturday february 28th saturday february 28th saturday february 28th saturday february 28th saturday february 28th
Location to be announced the day before (february 27th) at noon on this website.
If you miss this one, you will never forgive yourself. (remember Chaos Tugboat?)
Thats right folks, the first analual Pornivale! It will never be this good again. Limited advance discount tickets available by paypal payment to dan@dandasmann.com. Presale tickets are ___ buckaroonees (send email to dan@dandasmann.com for info.) It WILL be more at the door, depending on the outcome of your wheel of spanking misfortune (determines how much you pay, thanks chicken). You can also be added to the Announce list at www.thepornivale.com/announce/ ?p=subscribe.
THIS IS NOT A SEX PARTY!!! it is a spoof on 70's porn. Be unprepared.
Do you remember how our parties used to be? It is time to revisit those good old days, you know, the ones like your parents had in the 70's...
12 hours of...........................!
Famous international DJ's all night (sorry, our contract will not let us announce this until the day before.)
* grope a clown!
* cop a feel!
* watch the naked contortionists!
* 23 screens of good 'ole fashioned big bush smut!
* lube pit!
* self propelled dual port automatic sex machine!
* ice bar (yep, thats right, the bar is all ice, even the seats)
* thousands of mags for your perusal!
* 40 mattresses!
* win cash and prizes in the dildo sword fighting ring!
* watch the bondo-age show!
* naked body sushi bar, oh my!
...and soooo much more. See ya then. Be there or be a rhombus.
PROMOTE THIS PARTY
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- dan dasmannnnnakin
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address will be posted at www.thepornivale.com later today
(I'd tell you the streets but even I don't know the exact address yet)
location is in SF, in the Bayview, in a clean warehouse
advance tickets are $20 paypal to dan@dandasmann.com
or suffer the wheel o' misfortune surcharge at the door
bring rollerskates
bring porn to share
bring a dildo speed racer and win prizes
bring decor for one of the many mini love hotels
If you have a projector please email dandasmann@gmail.com (his phone is almost always busy). More projectors means your favorite porn has a better chance of making it onto the giant walls for all to enjoy.
If you have more ideas either just bring it Saturday, or email me before Friday late.
ENJOY!!!
Just like old times.....I will be throwing down!!
The Pornivale: Party: 70's Porn
The Pornivale
saturday february 28th saturday february 28th saturday february 28th saturday february 28th saturday february 28th
Location to be announced the day before (february 27th) at noon on this website.
If you miss this one, you will never forgive yourself. (remember Chaos Tugboat?)
Thats right folks, the first analual Pornivale! It will never be this good again. Limited advance discount tickets available by paypal payment to dan@dandasmann.com. Presale tickets are ___ buckaroonees (send email to dan@dandasmann.com for info.) It WILL be more at the door, depending on the outcome of your wheel of spanking misfortune (determines how much you pay, thanks chicken). You can also be added to the Announce list at www.thepornivale.com/announce/ ?p=subscribe.
THIS IS NOT A SEX PARTY!!! it is a spoof on 70's porn. Be unprepared.
Do you remember how our parties used to be? It is time to revisit those good old days, you know, the ones like your parents had in the 70's...
12 hours of...........................!
Famous international DJ's all night (sorry, our contract will not let us announce this until the day before.)
* grope a clown!
* cop a feel!
* watch the naked contortionists!
* 23 screens of good 'ole fashioned big bush smut!
* lube pit!
* self propelled dual port automatic sex machine!
* ice bar (yep, thats right, the bar is all ice, even the seats)
* thousands of mags for your perusal!
* 40 mattresses!
* win cash and prizes in the dildo sword fighting ring!
* watch the bondo-age show!
* naked body sushi bar, oh my!
...and soooo much more. See ya then. Be there or be a rhombus.
PROMOTE THIS PARTY
Share: del.icio.us Add to StumbleUpon add to Fark YahooMyWeb Digg! Reddit
- dan dasmannnnnakin
www.headlesspoint.com
www.dandasmann.com